Yes its true. I secretly rule the internet.

Well there's no point hiding and yes its true. As one astute blogoguy has realised, EpIII is indeed a veiled warning by George Lucas that I am the real threat - ie that there IS a blogosphere conspiracy in Singapore and I am the one behind it. Thanks George, thanks hor!

See in order for you to marvel at my mastery, i shall lay it out for you to dazzle you and maybe in the process gain some admiration from steph song too.

Firstly, I created a false threat in the form of MDA. I'm surprised more of you didn't spot it. The MDA is obviously an imaginary organization. I mean, which real life government media agency can work against the media so much. Pfft.

Secondly, I invented Singabloodypore to seemingly champion the rebellion. In fact, i wasnt really putting in much effort since instead of constantly writing stuff, i just copied and pasted from other blogs to create the impression that there was a real blog.

So now that everyone is going "eeee" at Makeitseemlikewe're Development Authority and then "eee" at the ctrl-c-ctrl v-pore, naturally everyone will gravitate towards the now reasonable sounding Mr Brown and Mr Miyagi. In fact, they are the same person- just use photoshop to touch up. I mean i didn't even bother to change their first names (mr) and Miyagi means "to brown" in the Delta system. And yes, i created them both (I grew them in a petri-dish mixing the stem-cell of a mensa master genius and some MSG).

And now, I make Mr Browyagi seem like threats so that the blogosphere will now make me EMPEROR of the blogopore. A*Star? I'll be THE*Star! I'll invite Philip Yeo for tea even. Yes, that's how powerful I will soon become.

And now I'll reveal my true name, you've seen my name all over the place but never knew it was me! moi! Mystery Tan Lines...is actually (cue public domain drumroll mp3 track please) ...A Nony Mous (Yes its a french name). Yes that's me leaving stupid remarks all over the place. A Nony Mous! Fear my name! I rule! BWAHAHAHAHA.

But you know what? I'm bored already, so you can have the blogosphere back. Take my blogosphere. please! (Rimshot). Gotta get back to my drawings and singlish. Writing proper english hurts my brain.